I'm No Beauty Queen, I'm just Beautiful Me
can someone pleaseeeeeeee!!!!!! im bored
(Source: ctinalynn)
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opening up a bra shop and calling it 1 girl 2 cups.
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“So what’s the big deal?”
Heterogeneous Mixtures : In chicken noodle soup, the ingredients are not evenly distributed throughout the mixture.
Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen clutching his head and staring out of the window into the back garden.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /dies
Some slept right where they fell and had to be shaken to be awakened.
Well, ok.
“Frank kind of came out of nowhere.”
lol. k.
“yellow fever, diphtheria and tetanus, the doctor announced that this was only the first round”
(Source: loveclaire)
I hate that guys like Ryan Gosling, Ryan Reynolds, Ian Harding, Jake Gyllenhaal give girls such an unrealistic ideas of what guys should be like. They are so amazingly awesome in movies and tv shows that we get lost in this fake world thinking that’s what its really like when in reality there are virtually no guys like that. I love you all to death and you are amazing to look at but i hate you for not getting to have you.
