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redneckswithcrossbows: themisadventuresofahalfjew: formalspeedwalking: robynium: antifungal: “So what’s the big deal?” Heterogeneous Mixtures : In chicken noodle soup, the ingredients are not evenly distributed throughout the mixture. Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen clutching his head and staring out of the window into the back garden. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /dies Some slept right where they fell and had to be shaken to be awakened. Well, ok. “Frank kind of came out of nowhere.”lol. k.  “yellow fever, diphtheria and tetanus, the doctor announced that this was only the first round” 

redneckswithcrossbows:

themisadventuresofahalfjew:

formalspeedwalking:

robynium:

antifungal:

“So what’s the big deal?”

Heterogeneous Mixtures : In chicken noodle soup, the ingredients are not evenly distributed throughout the mixture.

Pausing only to employ a few of Uncle Vernon’s choicest swear words, he staggered back into the kitchen clutching his head and staring out of the window into the back garden.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH /dies

Some slept right where they fell and had to be shaken to be awakened.

Well, ok.

“Frank kind of came out of nowhere.”
lol. k. 

“yellow fever, diphtheria and tetanus, the doctor announced that this was only the first round” 

(Source: loveclaire, via the-hipstergoddess)

01/08/12 at 8:16pm
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